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So, I just got back from a showing of the latest, greatest Planet of the Apes movie. I’ll try my best not to let the memory of the incessantly-talking child that sat behind me taint the review, but I can make no absolute promises. Plot Alright, the storyline makes sense…mostly. I don’t want to spoil […]

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Rating: D (really bad, but not Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance bad). I wanted so badly for the newest Riddick movie to redeem the second film, which was absolutely terrible. I wanted it so much that I began to make excuses while I was watching the movie. Maybe it’s just a lull in the film? […]

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This is probably going to be one of the shortest reviews ever. Go see the movie. It is by far one of the funniest movies I have ever seen in my life. I had difficulty consuming the delicious beverage I brought with me for fear of spewing in on the people in front of me. […]

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A little background: My friends and I saw the trailer before the movie came out in theaters. We thought it looked kind of horrible in a this-movie-is-mindless-explosions-and-stuff (kind of like Transformers 2). I am happy to say I was wrong about the movie being bad. It was actually very, very kickass. Sure, there are times […]

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